A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice. When...

A mathematician, an accountant, and an economist apply for the same position. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks: "What does two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies: “Four." The interviewer asks: “Exactly four? The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and...