A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!" She...

An old man went to a bank to withdraw money. The old man gave his bank card to a bank teller and said, "I want to withdraw £10." The bank teller told him, "For withdrawals less than £100, please use the...