Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.”
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
“You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.”
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.
He handed it to Leon. “Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits!”
A blonde walks into a gas station
A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger.
A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her.
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As she approaches the blonde working the hanger in the window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching “No, no! A little to the left.”
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