3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine turned it off again.
Then said, “We have reached your destination”.
The 1st guy gave him money the 2nd guy said “Thank you”.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was surprised thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, “What was that for?”.
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The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”
Two blondes walking down the street.
Two blondes walking down the street.
One reaches into her pocketbook for a make-up compact and looks into the mirror.
“This picture looks like someone I know,” she says. The other one has a look and says,
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“Of course dummy, it’s ME….”
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