4 college students are having a great time on spring break. So they decide to spend an extra week away from class.
Jamie, one of the 4 students calls his professor and says “prof, we are stuck in Coronado beach. We won’t be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back”.
The prof says “no problem. Your safety comes first. You can write the exam when you come back”.
So the students live it up for another week. Drinking. Partying. Etcetera.
When they get back to school a week later, the prof welcomes them, sits them in different rooms, and hands them the exam.
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When they turn the page over to start writing, they find their exams have only one question: “which tire?”
LoLLLL, live this joke?
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”
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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
