Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourself,” said the teacher, “when I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
Two students gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
LOL!!!
A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student
A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student to her class, then started teaching a lesson on fractions.
The French exchange student raised his hand and said, “Excuse me, Madam, but I don’t know how to say fractions. How do you say those?”
“It’s very simple,” said the teacher, “just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is ‘two-thirds’, 3/4 is ‘three-fourths’, and 2/5 is ‘two-fifths.”
“Thanks, I understand, “said the exchange student.
“Good,” said the teacher, then asked the student, “how do you say 4/8?”
“Should I reduce?” asked the boy.
“That would be best,” said the teacher.
“One-second,” said the boy.
“Take as long as you need,” said the teacher.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
