I was invited to a party.
Suddenly I farted when an angry man shouted: “Why do you fart in presence of my wife?”
I only gazed him for some moments and calmly told him:“Sorry I didn’t know it was her turn.”
A blonde runs into a doctor’s office and say…
A blonde runs into a doctor’s office and say…
Blonde:
“May I have a glass of water, doctor.”
Doctor:
“Are you thirsty?”
Blonde:
“No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.”
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