A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a cliff.
A magical bird flies towards them and tells them that any of them can jump off the cliff and wish they were something to fly over.
They become that thing and can escape their predicament. The redhead comes first.
She jumps and says “eagle!”.
She turns into an eagle and flies away.
The brunette jumps off and says, “hawk!”
She turns into a hawk and flies away.
The blonde takes a running start, trips on a rock as she nears the edge.
“Oh crap!” she yells.
A blonde runs into a doctor’s office and says…
A blonde runs into a doctor’s office and says…
Blonde:
“May I have a glass of water, doctor.”
Doctor:
“Are you thirsty?”
Blonde:
“No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.”
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