A brunette hates a blonde who is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she sees a magic lamp on the ground. Thinking to herself, “Magic lamp always works in the movies,” she picks up and rubs the lamp.
A genie appears and says, “You’ll have 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, all the blondes in the world will receive double the amount you receive. Do you agree?”
“Yes I understand,” says the brunette, “my first wish is an incredibly handsome man.”
“Do you understand that all the blondes in the world are going to get 2 incredibly handsome men?” asks the genie.
The brunette replies yes and so an incredibly handsome man pops up beside her.
“For my second wish,” says the pleased brunette, “I want you to give me 1 million dollars.”
“Do you understand that all the blondes in the world will receive the double amount of this?“ said the genie.
The brunette replies yes and a large pile of money pops up on her other side.
Growing even more excited the brunette says calmly, “Lastly – you see that stick over there? I want you to beat me half to death with it.”
