A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; It’s bad. Both cars were completely demolished, but surprisingly neither of them was injured.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There is nothing left, but luckily we are unharmed. It must be a sign from God that we must meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days..”
Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”
“This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods opens it and drinks half of the bottle then hands it back to the woman
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”
