An earth science teacher lectured his class on map reading and taught them about longitude, latitude, minutes, and degrees.
As the class was coming to an end, the teacher decided to test his students’ understanding of the lessons and ask them questions.
It went: “So, suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude? What would happen?”
His students were quiet for a moment before one of them volunteered to answer his question.
The student replied, saying: “Um, I guess you’d be eating alone, sir.”
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The 6th-Grade Science Teacher Asked Her Class.
Mrs. Parks, a 6th-grade science teacher, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until Little Marry stood up and said, “You shouldn’t be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” ”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Marry’s mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anyone?
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
“Very good, Billy,” Mrs. Parks said, then turned to Little Marry and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
“One, you have a dirty mind.
“Second, you didn’t read your homework.
“And third, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
