A teacher asked her students to correct a sentence.
“Correct this sentence: A bull and a cow is grazing in the field,” said the teacher.
The students began scribbling on their notebooks, trying to figure out what was wrong with the sentence.
After a while, one of the students raised his hand.
“Yes, Donny, what is the correct form of the sentence?”
Little Donny got up and confidently said: “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.”
“Could you please explain how?” asked the teacher.
The little boy smiled shyly and said, ” Because ladies first.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
One Day A 12-Year-Old Boy Was Walking
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street.
When a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window.
“I’ll give you a big bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” the driver said.
“No way! Get out of here!” The boy replied.
“How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?” asked the driver.
“I said no way,” replied the boy again and continued walking.
“What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?” asked the driver.
“No, I’m not getting in the car,” the boy replied.
“Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars,” the driver offered.
“No!” the boy replied firmly.
“What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver.
The boy replied, “Listen, daddy. You bought the Volvo. You live with it!”
LOL!
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