A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match, one is red and the other is white.
Her friend sees her out and says, “You know your socks don’t match, right? You’re wearing one red sock and one white sock.”
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The blonde responds: “That’s so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home.”
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A teacher taught his class a lesson about the evils of liquor
Two guys are out hiking seeing a bear running towards them
Two blondes wanted to open their car.
There were two blondes at a car park and locked their car with the hood open so when they went out to put their chips in the car.
They tried to open the door, but it was stuck.
The 2nd blonde said “try busting the door open”
The 1st blonde said “No I don’t want to smudge the paint on the car.
So the 2nd blonde suggested “Let’s ask the cop over there”
So the 1st blonde asked him and the cop said “sure why not”.
The cop says to both of the blondes “the hood is open and the windows are down”
The blondes say “WE KNOW! we just want to get the car unlocked”.
