One day there were three astronauts a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead eating together.
The brunette says, “Hey guys, we were the first people in outer space we should be proud of that,” and they said, “Yeah, yeah we are.
They then start to eat again when the redhead says, “Hey guys, we were the first ones on the moon we should be proud of that too.”
They say, “Yeah, yeah we are.”
The blonde starts thinking and about one hour later she says, “You guys, you know how we were the first ones in outer space and the first ones on the moon?”
They say, “Yeah, so?”
“Well,” the blonde says, “we should be the first ones on the sun too.”
The redhead says, “You crazy blonde if we got within a 100-mile radius of the sun we would burn up and die.”
The blonde replies, “You are crazy, we wouldn’t go during the day. We would go at night.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Blonde Woman Visits a Farm
A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea.
On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention.
She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating.
Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to her, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” The farmer replied that cows could do damage with their horns, so it is best to keep them trimmed.
He told her that he used a hacksaw to trim the horn or treat a young calf, so the horn never grows.
He added that some breeds of cows do not have horns. Looking at the girl with obvious irritation, he said, “But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”
LOL!!
