John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car breaks down.
It’s a three hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full.
For the first hour John will tell a happy story, for the next hour Phil will tell a sad story, and for the last hour Tyler will tell a scary story.
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After two hours of walking it is Tyler’s turn and he says “Okay guys… I forgot the money.”
Little Johnny asked his mother to give him $20
“Hey Mom?” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”
