An old couple is sitting on their couch and suddenly the woman asks her husband “If I die will you get married again.”
The husband replies “Well I don’t want to be lonely… So I will get married again “
His wife is so sad, she asks “Will you continue living in our house?”
The husband replies “Well it’s already paid off… so I will live in here.”
His wife is extremely mad at this point. She asks him “Will she use my golf clubs?!”
The husband replies “Oh no… She’s left handed.”
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A man went to his doctor’s appointment
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.”
After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watched television.
A news report came on that someone was driving down the interstate highway in the wrong direction.
Knowing that that was the route he would be on, she called to warn him, “Honey, there’s a car going in the wrong direction!”
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The husband replied, ” OMG, They’re all going in the wrong direction!”
