A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could stay there for the night.
“Well, we’re mighty crowded since there’s already someone in the spare room,” replied the farmer. “But I guess you can stay if you don’t mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.”
The tourist puffed out his chest and replied, “That’s fine by me and in case you’re worried, I want you to know I’m a gentleman.”
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“Well,” mused the farmer, “as far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.”
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A teacher asked the student why his feet didn’t turn red
A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer,
he said “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir.” the boys
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don’t turn red from blood?”
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Little Johnny shouted “It’s because your feet aren’t empty.”
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