A young blonde woman goes to an office for an interview.
The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” He asks.
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before saying, “Ehh … 25!”
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, please?”
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag.
Then she traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head.
She checks the measurement and announces: “Five foot three!
This isn’t looking good so the interviewer goes into the real basics of the interview, “And uh, just to confirm our records, your name please?”
The blonde moves her head side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying “Stephanie”.
The interviewer is completely baffled at this point and asks, “Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?”
“Oh that!” replies the blonde, “That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…'”
LOL!!
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Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling, “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her tool bag and heads towards the door.
“Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“What? I can’t be expected to work in the dark!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
