A man wore Colonial clothing, guiding tourists through the historic district. Suddenly, he tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman
walked by.
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Doing a double-take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, ‘Just how long have you been waiting?’
Little Johnny gets a loan
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.
Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.
”Why eleven?” the teacher said.
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”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.
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