A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small mini also drives up.
The haughty businessman int he back of the limousine started bragging to the mini owner. “This is the best limo that money can buy. It has ABS, airbags for all passengers, automatic climate control, on-board computer control system, photo-chromatic glass, mini bar, a television with satellite dish embedded in the roof, and this, and this…”
At this point the mini owner interrupted. “But do you have a video screen in there?”
The light changed just then, and the limo driver pulled off. The businessman in back felt a bit down that he didn’t have this simple item, and that very day had one installed in the limo.
A few days passed, and again the limo was at a traffic light when the businessman spotted the mini. It was pulled over to a side, with the glass all steamed up, and steam coming from a half open window.
Upon seeing this, the businessman got out of his car and knocked on the window of the mini. After a few moments, the mini owner poked his head out.
“I installed a Blu-Ray in my limo,” said the businessman proudly.
“What!?!’ the mini-man responded.
“You got me out of the shower for THAT?”
Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four.”
“Quattro is just the name of the automobile,” the Scotsmen retort in disbelief. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.”
“You cannot pull that one on me,” replies Paddy. “Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.”
The Scotsmen reply angrily, “You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”
“Sorry,” responds Paddy, “Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.”
