A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple.
He asks for a cup of coffee.
The old man working at the counter turns to the kitchen and says, “Sweetie! A cup of coffee to this gentleman please!”
The man thought that was kinda cute and decided to order a piece of cake.
The elderly man turned to the kitchen again and proclaimed, “Love of my life! A slice of cake too please.”
The man found that adorable and, deciding to see that just one more time asked for some cookies.
And just like that, “Oh reason of my existence! Some cookies too!”
After the man was done and was paying the bill he turned to the senior and said, “It’s rather adorable how you two call each other cute nicknames like that. You don’t see that much nowadays.”
The old man looked at the boy, then towards the kitchen and whispered to the man, “Nah. I just forgot the Hag’s name 20 years ago.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Man And His Wife Lived Deep In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and rarely saw many people.
One day a peddler came to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something.
“Well my wife isn’t home, she’s gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemme see what you got,” said the man.
The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools, and gadgets, but the old man wasn’t interested.
The man spotted a mirror and said, “What is that?
Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, “My God, how did you get a picture of my Pappy?”
The old man was so happy that he traded his wife’s best pitcher for it.
The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale.
The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some junk boxes.
He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the “picture” and eventually, the wife got suspicious.
One day she got fed up, and after he retired for the night, she went to the barn.
She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up, and said,
“So this is the hussy he’s been foolin’ around with!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
