A boy visited his new sunday school.

When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.

“Oh, you’re four,” said the teacher. “And when will you be 5?”

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The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, “When I hold up the other finger.”

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.
On the first day, he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed.

But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road.

Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was.

The Blond replies, “Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket.”