A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store.
“Heya, Wilbur,” said Sam, the store owner. “Tell me, are you and Myrtle still making fires up there by rubbing stones and flint together?”
“Sure, Ain’t no ‘tother way. Why?”
“I Got something to show you. A new way to make fire. It’s called a Match.”
‘Match? Never heard of it.”
“Watch this. If you want a fire you just do this,” Sam says, taking a match and striking it on his pants.”
“Huh. Well, that’s incredible, but that ain’t for me, Sam.”
“Well, why not?”
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“I can’t be walking twelve miles to borrow your pants every time I want a fire.”
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Little Johnny was asked spell the word on the board.
The teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny,
“what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking a few seconds,
Johnny said, “Canoe?”
