One night at a local bar was full of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.
As he waited, eventually a man went out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, and tried them in three different cars until he finally found his, got inside, and rested his head on the steering wheel.
The officer knew he had his drunk driver, so now all he had to do was wait for him to start his engine and pull out of the lot.
A few hours passed by and most of the other deer hunters had left by then when the man abruptly lifted his head, cranked the car up, and drove out of the lot like a bat out of hell. The officer followed him and stopped him promptly.
He administered the breath-o-lizer test and it read 0.00. Confused, the deputy asked the driver what the hell was going on.
The driver looked at him innocently and said, “Well, tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
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A Snake and a Fisherman
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
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Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…
