A man put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.
A few days later, he actually did it again. “I’m so embarrassed,” he moaned to his wife while he reached for the phone.
“Why not tell him it was me this time?” his wife suggested.
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“I could,” he said while dialing, “but that’s what I told him last time.”
A man got a job as a welders
A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”
When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test.
He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess.
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When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr.”
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