A blonde girl was playing Roulette in Las Vegas.
She was having a bad day and lost all her money except the last $100.
“What else am I going to do now?”, – she cried.
The man was sitting next to her and asked her: “Why don’t you play your age?”
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The girl put all her money on 29 and when 36 hit, she fainted.
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A blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice
In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.
The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice.
A waiter comes and asks the blonde, “Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave.”
“No,” the blonde replies.
“Why not?” questions the waiter.
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“The carton says “concentrate”.
