There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.

There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.

The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat.

They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don’t work.

The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don’t work and that they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop.

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The blonde then replies, “Don’t worry! There’s a stop sign ahead.”

Today my daughter overslept

The day began when my daughter overslept, then realized she forgot to do her homework. As I drove her to school,

I snapped, “I don’t want to hear a peep out of you.”

When we arrived, she asked, “Can I talk now?”

“Okay,” I grumbled.

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“I forgot my lunch.”