Three dead men go to hell at the same time.
There are: Bob, Billy, and Johnny
Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can’t do what they ask.
Bob asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell.
Billy asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into hell.
Johnny man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which holes the fart came from.
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After pointing to every hole on the lid, Johnny turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, “Nope, this one.”
A little boy was digging a Big hole in his backyard
One day little Johnny was digging a big hole in his backyard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked.
“My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Johnny replied.
“That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.
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“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”
