A man and a woman are in a room together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!”
The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street when he realizes something is wrong.
He goes back to the house and says to the woman, “Wait, I’m your husband!”
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She replies giving him a dirty look, “So why did you run?”
A brunette and a blonde see a dead bird
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly.
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The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”
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