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I came home from work last night exhausted.

I came home from work last night exhausted.

I said to my wife, “I need my glasses checked. I’m so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death.”

Perplexed, the wife asked, “What’s being nearsighted got to do with working yourself to death?”

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“I couldn’t tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had to work the whole time!”

A bum asked a man to give him $2 for dinner

A man was walking in the city when he was accosted by a particular bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars, and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?”

“No, I stopped drinking years ago,” the bum said.

“Will you use it to gamble?”

“I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.”

“Will you spend the money on golf?”

“I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”

The man said, “Instead of giving you $2, I’m going to take you to my home for a dinner cooked by my wife.”

The bum was surprised. “Won’t your wife be angry with you for bringing me to your home? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.”

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The man replied, “That’s okay. I just want her to see what a man who’s given up drinking, gambling, and golf looks like.”

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