Five-year-old Matt worked with a speech therapist on the ‘ch’ sound, which came out sounding like a ‘k’ sound.
The therapist asked him to say chicken. His response sounded more like the kitchen.
They tried again and again, but it always came out kitchen. Undeterred, she pushed him for one more try.
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Matt sighed and said, “Why don’t we just call it a duck?”
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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.”
Sure enough, very quickly a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally, the truck driver got out and asked her what she was doing.
She explained that her father told her to follow a plow in case she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.
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The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”
