A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.
He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions.
“Don’t know how to get there,” the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away.
Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U-turn and drove up to them.
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“This is my husband,” the old woman said. “He doesn’t know how to get there either.”
A grandma got lost
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home.
” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost? ”
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Leaning close to grandma, the policeman couldn’t hear. Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
