A police officer talks to a driver:
“Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!”
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Driver: “Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage.”
The police officer approaches the driver
The police officer approaches the driver, “When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”
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The lady driver looks at the officer and replies, “You’re wrong, officer, it’s only my hat that makes me look that old.”
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.
The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!’.
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The other woman turned to her and said “I know! I heard it snoring!”
