When A guy was driving down a country lane, he hit a rooster.
Unfortunately, the rooster is d…e…a…d.
He was very upset.
He went to the farmhouse and knocked on the door and a woman opened it and he said:
‘I have just hit your rooster on the road, he is not alive anymore. I’m sorry. I’d like to replace him.’
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And she said: ‘Please yourself, the hens are round the back.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a ship.
3 women are on a ship that’s run out of fuel
There’s an island in the distance so the brunette decides to make a swim for it. She swims 100 meters but drowns.
The redhead decides to have a go. She swims 500 meters but drowns.
The blonde has no choice.
She gets in the water, swims 1 mile, and gets within 100 meters of the island.
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She cries “I’m too tired, I can’t make it.” And swims back to the ship.
