Little Billy’s mom took him to the grocery store.
In the middle of the cereal aisle, little Billy yelled out “Mom I have to PEE!”
All the other women smirked and looked judgementally at Billy’s mom as her face turned red like a tomato. She pulled her son close.
“Listen little Billy, I never want you to say that again. Next time you need to use the toilet, just tell me you have to whisper.” She said in a soft voice.
Billy agrees, and life goes on.
That weekend Little Billy and his father take a rowboat out onto the lake and go fishing. Billy told his dad:
“hey dad, I need to whisper.”
To which the father replied:
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“Okay Little Billy, come over here and whisper in my ear.”
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A woman wanted to open a saving account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a saving account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’
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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
