A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”
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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all talking about their dreams
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all talking about what their dreams were when they were kids. The brunette says, “I wanted to be a princess. I was so dumb.”
The redhead says, “I wanted to be a movie star. I was so crazy.”
The blonde says, “I wanted to be the first person to travel around the sun, but I still haven’t given up.”
The brunette tells her, “If you came that close to the sun you would burn.”
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The blonde laughs at her, “That’s why I would go at night!
