The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down.
-“Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says.
-“What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks.
“I got hurt really bad.”
“Ah, you’re lucky because I recently lost my license I usually drive a bus.”
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A couple arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car
A man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car but were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As they watched from the passenger’s side, the guy instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
“Hey,” the man announced to the technician, “It’s open!”
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“I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”
