A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.
The bartender tells him that he owes $8.
“But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.
The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”
The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
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A man walks into a pub and orders three pints of beer
A man walked into a pub and was approached by the bartender who asked him what he would love to have.
He answered, letting him know he would have three pints of beer.
Attending to his order, the bartender went and returned with three pints of beer, and the man received it, downing each pint alternately with the other two until they were all finished.
Once he’s done, he orders another set of three pints.
The bartender notices his weird order and gives him a piece of advice, saying, “Sir, I know you like them cold. You don’t have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low, I’ll bring you a fresh cold one.”
The man responds and explains that his tradition of ordering three pints at a time is based on a vow he made to his two brothers living in different countries.
According to him, they promised each other always to have a drink every Saturday night and added, “Right now my brothers have three pints too, and we’re drinking together.”
The bartender thought the tradition to be a delightful one and adhered to serving the man just what he ordered.
Week by week went by, and the man came into the bar and ordered his usual number of drinks.
One week in particular he came and only ordered two drinks.
He finished them and ordered another set of two drinks.
Worried about the deviation from his tradition, the bartender approached the man and said, “I know your tradition and I just want to say I’m sorry that one of your brothers has passed.”
To his surprise, the man replied, “Oh, my brothers are fine – I just quit drinking.”
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