A man was speeding down an Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature, and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
“Ever go a fishin’?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah…” the startled man replied.
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The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch ’em all?”
A little girl went to work with his father
An 8-year-old girl went to the office with her father on ‘Take your kid to work Day’.
As they walked around the office she started crying and getting cranky.
Her father asked what was wrong.
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As the staff gathered around she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”
