In math class, the teacher asks little Johnny: “If I give you 6 rabbits today, and give you 9 more rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits do you have?”
Little Johnny answers, “16 rabbits, Miss!”
The teacher: No, Johnny, it’s not the correct answer.
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Little Johnny answers back, “No, miss, I would have 16. I already have 1 rabbit at home.”
an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.”
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“Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now..”
