An elderly couple visits a doctor
The doctor says to the old man,
“I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.”
The old man says, “What?”
The doctor repeats himself.
Once again the old man says, “What?”
So the doctor yells, “I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!”
With that, the old woman turns to the old man and says,
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“He said needs a pair of your underwear!”
A mother was reading a book about animals.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old daughter:
Mother: “What does the cow say?”
Child: “Moo!”
Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”
Child: “Meow.”
Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?”
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,
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“Bud.”
