A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature”.
Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
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She thought for a time, and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
A mother was reading a book about animals.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old daughter:
Mother: “What does the cow say?”
Child: “Moo!”
Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”
Child: “Meow.”
Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?”
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,
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“Bud.”
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