A married couple in their 60s is visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
The wife says: “I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”
Two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband says: “Sorry but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
Fairy waves wand and husband becomes 92.
The moral of the story – men who are ungrateful scoundrels should remember fairies are female!!
A lion notices a monkey dipping a banana peel into a river.
A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water.
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it underwater, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, and repeats.
Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
“Hey, monkey”
“Hey, lion”
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Ten bucks and I will explain”
The lion pays her.
“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”
“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”
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“Sure, I’m an idiot, but I’m making $40 an hour.”
