Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, at a distance, they see a hungry-looking bear running towards them.
They look around but there’s nothing to climb. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
“What are you doing?” asks the second guy in panic.
“I figure I’ll make a run for it.”
“Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear!”
“I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Says the first hiker, “I just need to outrun YOU.”
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Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school
One day, Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school.
When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed.
Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school.
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“Apparently not enough,” he said. “I have to come back tomorrow!”
