A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could stay there for the night.
“Well, we’re mighty crowded since there’s already someone in the spare room,” replied the farmer. “But I guess you can stay if you don’t mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.”
The tourist puffed out his chest and replied, “That’s fine by me and in case you’re worried, I want you to know I’m a gentleman.”
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“Well,” mused the farmer, “as far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.”
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A blonde walked into a diner and ordered a cup of coffee
A blonde walked into a diner and ordered a cup of coffee. When she gets her drink, she notices that it has a “contest game piece” on the side of the cup.
She peels off the sticker and instantly starts screaming, “I won a motor home!” She continues shouting, “I won a motor home!” until the waitress decides to get her boss.
“What’s the problem here?” the manager asks.
“I won a motor home!” she shouts again.
“That’s impossible!” he replies. “We didn’t give out motor homes.”
She says “Well, it says so on this sticker.”
The boss takes the sticker and reads it. It says:
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“Win a bagel.”
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