A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.
He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions.
“Don’t know how to get there,” the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away.
Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U-turn and drove up to them.
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“This is my husband,” the old woman said. “He doesn’t know how to get there either.”
A woman wanted to open a savings account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a savings account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” Mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’
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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
