One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast to her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
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“Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Rabbit is riding his new bicycle, when he meets bear
Rabbit is riding his new bicycle, when he meets a bear. Bear clearly drunk:
“Hey rabbit, where did you get a new bicycle?”
“I don’t drink, I save money, and I can afford a bicycle.”
After some time rabbit has a new motorbike and as he is taking it for a drive, he meets beer again, who is as usual totally drunk:
“Hey rabbit, where did you get the new motorbike?”
“I don’t drink, I save money, and I can afford a motorbike.”
After some time rabbit sees ferrari closing in. The Ferrari stops next to the rabbit and wouldn’t you believe it? The bear is driving. So surprised rabbit asks:
“Hey bear, how did you afford a new Ferrari? Did you stop drinking?”
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“Nah, I returned beer bottles.”
