A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a graveside committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.
The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns.
He arrived a half-hour late, the hearse was nowhere in sight, and the workmen were eating lunch.
The pastor went to the open grave and found the vault lid already in place. Taking out his book, he read the service.
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As he was returning to his car, he overheard one of the workmen say: “Maybe we’d better tell him it’s a septic tank.”
A parking guy suddenly disappears. A customer worried about him.
After a decades-long career, the parking guy suddenly disappears. A worried customer goes to inquire.
“What happened to the guy at the entrance who collected all the parking fees and even told us where free spots were? Did he retire?”
The employee is somewhat confused.
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“Sir, parking has been free ever since we opened.”
