Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman.
“The detectives want very badly to capture him.”
Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
LOL!!
Little Johnny Is In Grade 7.
Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asked a lot of questions to his teacher.
One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore certain letters in the pronunciation, eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc…”
His English teacher said, “We don’t ignore them, they’re considered silent.“
(He was even more confused…..???)
At lunchtime, his teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked Johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her to the empty container.
His English teacher said, “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. You are returning me an empty container.”
Little Johnny replied, “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent.“
Dedicated to all English teachers.
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
