A woman comes from a restaurant and eats a lot of beans.
When she gets home, his husband puts a blindfold on her hair and says not to take it off.
The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly.
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When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing “Happy Birthday!”.
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One day, little Johnny asked his father a hard question.
“Daddy, where do I come from?”
The mother and father had been preparing for this, for a very long time.
“Well son, when a Man and a Woman love each other very much…”
After explaining the details and science to his Son, who had a puzzled look on his face the Father turned to his child,
“Well son, does that answer your question?”
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“Not really Susan from school told me she came from Italy.”
