A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
Five minutes later:
“Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later:
“Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!”
Five minutes later:
“Daaad…”
“WHAT?!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”
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A guy was driving down a country lane
When A guy was driving down a country lane, he hit a rooster.
Unfortunately, the rooster is d…e…a…d.
He was very upset.
He went to the farmhouse and knocked on the door and a woman opened it and he said:
‘I have just hit your rooster on the road, he is not alive anymore. I’m sorry. I’d like to replace him.’
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And she said: ‘Please yourself, the hens are round the back.
